sometimes when your friends come to visit you speak French to a middle-aged Morrocan man in a bar and he tries to take you home and then the next night you slow dance with a septuagenarian coke addict and he literally lifts you off your feet and then a performer from a well-known improv institution comes home with you and your best friends against your wishes and attempts to start an orgy after you go to bed and ends up having sex with your roommate while the friend with whom he was formerly enamored is sleeping right next to them.

sometimes that happens.