I am sitting at my computer, listening to the best of Queen's Greatest Hits and laughing my ass off. why is Queen so hilarious to blast from my apartment? oh, the cheesy-ness and pagentry of it all. sing along to Don't Stop Me Now or Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy and you'll feel it too.

"I can serenade and gently play on your heartstrings/be a Valentino just for you/oooooh, love...oooooh, loverbooooy...!!!"