again, not a real entry...

favorite south american country: Venezuela cos I like the way it sounds.

greatest sneakers you have ever owned: grey suede Kangaroos with pink accents.

favorite obscure american president: James A. Garfield

name you would give a pet octopus: Otto

favorite decade of the twentieth century: 40s, I think.

favorite short story: The Pokey Little Puppy

favorite beatles album: Abbey Road (because my favorite song in the world is on it)

does lucky the leprechaun remind you of a grasshopper: not really.

favorite revolutionary: Marat

preferred form of robot: small and efficient, but not prone to murderous malfunction

favorite black and white movie: Citizen Kane

favorite grade in elementary school: I loved all of elementary school, but I think I'll go with 3rd.

favorite actor/actress from the united kingdom area (all-time): that's hard...let's say Gary Oldman--no, Stephen Rea

island nation you would like to be a citizen of: Haiti

favorite cryptozoological creature: okapi

favorite painter when you were just a child: Ul de Rico

favorite hindu deity: ganesh

what you would call your kung-fu style: balance lost

have you ever been shocked by electricity: yes'm

favorite bird: cardinal

all-time greatest pancakes: Bisquick

writer whose work you are currently reading: Al Franken, heh.

favorite shakespearean play: A Midsummer Night's Dream

band that puts you in outer space sometimes: Air

two families enter, one family leaves, thunderdome style, partridges vs. bradys: Bradys to the max

favorite character in a wes anderson film: that flawed one...

favorite planet in our solar system: Pluto

have you ever tested yourself for telekinesis: yes!

actor/actress who would play a grandparent in the film based on your best-selling autobiography: Bette Davis, if she were still living

body of water you wouldn't mind being lost at sea in: Mediterranean

nod to Albert for this one.